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[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago

They fire bows.

[-] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

I always imagined them doing the Naruto run majestically across the plains.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 166 points 4 days ago

they clack together two halves of split open coconuts to confuse the enemy

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 days ago

Where'd they get the coconuts?

[-] voodoocode@feddit.org 49 points 4 days ago

A swallow could've carried it

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[-] cravl@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

I think it depends partially on where it sits on the centaur scale.

centaur-scale

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 29 points 3 days ago

They shoot you with their bow.

[-] shoop@lemmy.ca 112 points 4 days ago

Maybe they Naruto run while galloping

[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 61 points 4 days ago
[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

That is absolute nightmare fuel. This image alone is enough reason to ban ai.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 73 points 4 days ago

They hold a polearm. Always.

[-] Kapirotto@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago

They shoot arrows with a bow?!

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 77 points 4 days ago

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it's head while it runs.

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

By that description, I imagine a centaur walking like a chicken.

It's my failure, not yours.

I might need to make chicken-centaurs in my game. Comical at first until you realize they're raptors.

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 57 points 4 days ago

Hmm, humans swing their arms while running to counteract angular movement. Presumably, the horse undercarriage wouldn't have this problem, because there's more legs in an offset motion and just some distance between the pairs of legs to hold the body straight.

But horses nod their heads during gallop, so maybe the centaurs would do a little chug-chug motion with their arms instead.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago
[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

This is just another reminder how weird a centaur is as a concept. Vertebrates don't have more than 4 limbs. Land vertebrates mostly have 4 legs, but the structure of their forelegs is very similar to human arms and wrists. Bats have wings, but their wings are basically arms with a membrane of skin between the bones. Even a Naga (human / snake hybrid) makes more sense than a centaur.

Also, think how unbalanced a centaur would be. Instead of a trunk that merely has to support a neck and a head, a centaur has to support a full half-human right at the front of its body. That would shift the centre of mass way forward, so most of the weight would be on the middle limbs. That would affect its ability to gallop, because in a gallop most of the running power of a horse comes from the back legs. If the back legs are almost completely unloaded because all the weight is at the front, the back legs wouldn't be able to push with much force.

A more realistic centaur would have the trunk weight shifted backwards, so instead of having a human torso replacing its neck and head, it would be like a rider on a horse but without the rider's legs or the horse's head.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago

Some vertebrates, even some HUMANS, have more than four limbs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymelia

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

Fun fact, horse heads/necks weigh about as much as human torsos do. Depending on the horse, and the human.

Modern horses are fuckin huge. It's not unreasonable to think that a horse body could support a human upper body without much additional musculature.

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[-] Thoath@leminal.space 46 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 4 days ago

Hold a shield and spear or somethin like that maybe?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

So you think centaurs are always going to fight someone? That's racist.

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

I think, canonically, they're always going to rape someone.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 4 days ago

That's rapist.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 41 points 4 days ago
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[-] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago

They cross their arms since they also don't know what to do with them.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago

One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[-] mesamunefire@piefed.social 30 points 4 days ago

Naruto run.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

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[-] Townlately@feddit.nl 27 points 4 days ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Noodle arms

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

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[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

they hold them out in front of themselves like they’re holding motorcycle handlebars and they make the sounds with their mouth

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 4 days ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Centaurs (and other *taur types. Looking at you, furries) are overall an incredibly dumb design.

The more you think about them, the more they just don't work. I went from meh, to dislike, to hate for centaurs over the years.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

The more you think about them, the more they just don’t work.

Wait till you get into the math of .

A Pegasus, if it were to fly in the same way as a bird, would require extremely large wings relative to its body size, likely much larger than commonly depicted. Calculations suggest a wingspan of at least 30 meters (about 100 feet) for a horse-sized creature. This is due to the constraints of the square-cube law and the need for sufficient lift to support the horse's weight.

A study of dragons from movies and video games suggests they would need to fly much faster or have wings 45 times larger to stay aloft.

Don't even get me started on Sphinxes and Manticores.

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
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[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

This is the real reason centaurs are almost always drawn with bows and arrows. Not for horse archer vibes, so the artist had something to do with their hands.

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