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[-] dosuser123456@programming.dev 6 points 12 hours ago

branch (i always commit directly to the main branch so i only have one, so why bother naming it. also YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DOING IT BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago
[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

Untitled-project2_final_fixed-3.zip

[-] ronigami@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

(empty string)

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Yall have multiple branches?

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago

What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago

Develop should be Chaotic Evil.

[-] roanutil_@programming.dev 3 points 21 hours ago

This is what is used where I work. I have never and will never understand why.

[-] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

At some point in the past that was the only way to make the business run immediately when the boss said it needed to run immediately, and it's been that way ever since

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 11 points 22 hours ago

Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 40 points 1 day ago

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 21 points 1 day ago

You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

[-] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago
[-] Tja@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago

Why would you name a branch just 7 asterisks?

[-] pohart@programming.dev 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

qa.

All development happens in feature branches. Someone other than the original developer needs to build and test the feature on our development servers. If successful it gets merged into qa, where it gets built and tested against it qa servers. Production build are tags on qa.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 21 hours ago

Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

Even better

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's goshujin-sama

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago

It's master3. Don't question it!

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

Boring answer: older repos are master, newer ones are main. I've worked at companies that did other things such as having the prod branch be a branch called prod.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 28 points 1 day ago
[-] kubica@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago

I like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.

[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[-] cute_noker@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago
[-] mercano@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

“live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Live and let die?

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[-] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

Main is QA. Production is release branches.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

🤡 for master

👽 for test

💩 for dev

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

belay your panic. even mommy cannot save you.

"testing"

don't wake up. fourth row just dropped.

[-] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago
[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

smirnoffcarkeysandabeer

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

up until i saw this post i always called it "main"
it's sure as hell going to be "mommy" now

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

"fuck it, it''s friday"

[-] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

we use git-flow in our company. So release is already another branch.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago
[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago
[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Used to be daddy but we don't talk about that, she's much happier post-transition

[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago
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