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[-] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 23 hours ago

If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

[-] Adalast@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

That doesn't stop them from being obsolete, it just means that people who have the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality can get fucked.

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[-] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 21 hours ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 21 hours ago

Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago

How are you defining "Obsolete" vs "Nu"?

e.g. Brainfuck from 1993 is all the way to Nu, while D (2001) and Rust (2012) are less "Nu"?

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 33 points 1 day ago

Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

[-] Mika@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago
[-] subterfuge@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

OP probably lived through the mid-1990s rise of “nu-metal” bands like Linkin Park

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 4 points 23 hours ago

Funny that nushell is not on here.

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[-] moomoomoo309@programming.dev 45 points 1 day ago

Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 19 hours ago

Also Python as a toy lang and somehow more "nu" than Java despite Java being younger?

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[-] rooroo@feddit.org 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It wouldn’t be a good compass if nobody had strong issues with it:

  1. System vs Toy is not opposed to each other. Should have been system vs abstract or useful vs toy or whatever
  2. Where LISP? Best language missing makes graph bad

Edit: before people tell me there’s already ‘obsolete’ on the graph, no, there’s loads of obsolete languages that are still useful, and many more new languages that are either built for fun or not used for sad or good reasons.

Edit2: I’m also halfway sure that brainfuck is older than rust (but don’t wanna look it up). But if that’s true your axis mean several things at once anyway and you should feel bad (not really though).

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

[-] expr@programming.dev 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 18 hours ago

System vs Toy?

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 3 points 17 hours ago

Typescript, a language. Hah.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago

Where's Latin and Summerian? 🤔

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[-] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

Curious how you decided what goes where, I'd hardly consider SQL a "Toy Lang" as opposed to a "System Lang"

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COBOL is about as far from a "toy" as I can imagine. Almost everything corpo runs on it at some level.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

And almost no one writes it for fun.

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

Why is it missing Haskell?

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

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It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Is Java more obsolete than c#?

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