I remember a 7th grade teacher making fun of my computer knowledge as I had made some fun adjustments to the qbasic gorillas game. She said "you act like you know more than anyone else does" trying to shame me in front of the class. My response? "That's because I do." As flatly as I could. She was silent.
I have software developer in my title now.
https://vt.co/news/us/john-edward-jones-nutty-putty-cave-final-words-revealed Dude died stuck upside down in a cave. Since you gave me flashbacks, I give you this.