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[-] potatoguy@potato-guy.space 25 points 3 months ago

This idiotic thing should be a crime against humanity, because it's a crime against your "subjects".

Fucking "monarchies".

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 23 points 3 months ago

Happens in every army, monarchy or not.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Seriously I know a ton of guys who do MMA/Boxing and served in the military and they almost all told me their time in the military did the most damage and often it was parad shit that fucked them up. One guy had his first TBI fainting just like this guy and hitting the back of his head on the ground. Or it fucks up their knees and ankles. And no one watches that shit. There is no reason for it, it's just there to entertain the dumb nepobabies that make ip the officer class.

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

The bootstraps people would tell you that it’s about “discipline and order, two things that are essential in a functional military”.

[-] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

I love getting rid of my own braincells! Lack of then is essential in a functional military!

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[-] potatoguy@potato-guy.space 3 points 3 months ago

I'm talking about this picture, about the "royal guards", a totally stupid idea in the 21th century. This is just more bullshit added to it.

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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Shit you don't even have to join ROTC/military. You can just join band in high school and you'll get your chance to watch kids drop. Cross country/track.. football. When it's hotter than hell and humid and your stacking pads and pushing yourself, some people just die.

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

I don’t think Americans understand quite how militaristic their society is.

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[-] PlasticLove@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago

Off with their heads.

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Military parades are hardly monarchy-specific.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 21 points 3 months ago

Remember, kids, don't lock your knees ~ someone who did marching band for years.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It was hot and he was wearing a bear on his head.

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 3 months ago
[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 18 points 3 months ago
[-] ShieldsUp@startrek.website 13 points 3 months ago

Absolutely it. Happened to me standing for a memorial service. Lots of stories from military where this happens, and "don't lock your knees" is often taught first thing.

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Yes extreme heat plus those stupid outfits.

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I hope that as we all learn to cope with climate change, they let the king's guard wear shorts. Tiny ones, like a postal worker would wear.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Tiny ones, like a postal worker would wear.

Daisy Dukes

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[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

"Jeeves, have that man executed." -the queen probably

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago
[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That is a pretty old image. It was the Queen in the image.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Fair. I don't mind the imagery of her rising from the dead just to order an execution for some dude who passed out.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I love how they are trained to not help. Good job, braindead drones.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago
[-] jouhija@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

You're still defending a public display for a monarch who doesn't have to do any real work even once in their life and gets everything handed to them on a silver platter

A bootlicker is a bootlicker

[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Nooooooo.

Don't bring facts into this discussion. How else would i show my signature superiority complex.

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I don't see any of the other "soldiers" moving in to help here. Or are you talking about the random person that runs in? And if so, how does that prove in any way that the soldiers themselves aren't trained to ignore fallen comrades? These pictures just make it look worse cuz his buddies literally just have to stand there and wait for someone else to rush in

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Those aren't "random people". They're literally in military uniform. What are the ones next to him supposed to do about it? Make a big fuss and cancel the parade over a common occurrence? In fact, this happens quite commonly across the world.

When I sung in a choir in primary school. we were literally told if someone faints in front of us during a performance, to ignore it and keep singing. We thought it was an over-exaggeration. Until the Christmas concert when someone literally fainted in front of us during it and we kept singing. Of course, the teachers then came and rushed to their aid and carefully brought them away. So during organised performances like this- it's quite standard not to freak out if somebody faints.

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[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

There are dedicated stretcher bearers to take them away.

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[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

What's up with the fake 'fros?

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

They're bearskin hats. Just a tradition.

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

Probably got written up for slacking off on the job too

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Is someone forcing them to do that job?

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

If it works like the recruiting works the same way in the US they where probably lied to/tricked.

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[-] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

When was this? Any context?

[-] nelly_man@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It looks like it's from June 1970 during the Trooping the Colour, which was the Queen's birthday celebration.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/picture/2014/may/28/passing-out-parade-trooping-of-the-colour-photography

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

1970?! That photo looks so good for being half a century old.

[-] Littux@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's the power of film-based photography. It's why some old movies look good even at 4K

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