Safe bet is them blaming vaccines. But some dark horse candidates include:
I think that's all the main ones, can anyone else think of anything else they're likely to blame?
seed oils
birth control
woke
It's unlikely but I'm hoping some RF waves or something. I just want to watch tech companies bend over backwards to cater to the new unwoke demand. We got seed oils that aren't seed oils. We already take parasite meds for common viruses. Need to go after the ghosts in the airwaves now.
it's the immigrants. bidens open borders pollute our superior jean pool
EBT somehow
Can you make this into bingo cards, please?
"inflammation" (cured by... broccoli? got that one from some Oprahverse guy)
Reality show-ass administration.
"Tune in next month!"
Zen fascists will control you
Hundred-percent natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face!
I bet he's just going to blame vaccines and use it to justify a widescale vaccine ban for children
During the big reveal - there's a rock band standing behind RFK Jr. who are like waxwork figures made of up of 60 somethings. After he says he's going to stop the damage and the needles - he says "Hit it boys," and they they start to move and the creaking bar band music starts to play. And in his matching rusty razor blades voice - RFK Jr., himself, does the vocals. Out of time and off-key.
I caught you knockin' at my cellar door...
I can't put up with this shit I have to get out of here
What are the odds that the big autism reveal gets postponed for hype reasons?
If they already know why wait until sperember?
Turns out it was 9/11
Needs time to buy some stocks first.
100 years of study and research but nah, a guy with a worm eating his brain and no background in mental health, medicine, or or actual fucking autism figured out the cause of autism in 9 months. Sure.
figured out the cause of autism in 9 months. Sure.
8 months. January to September is 8 months and so is March to November. My theory is this timeframe is deliberate so that when people say this, he can say "I'm supposed to believe we figured out the COVID vaccine in 8 months. Sure." ignoring of course that we knew about SARS since 2003 and could have had a vaccine before the pandemic had even started but we simply didn't give researchers enough funding.
Goddamn lol interesting perspective. It's gonna get eaten up by the antivaxxers.
Fuck off fuck off fuck off
Cause: not enough beef tallow
when will he reveal the cause of his brain worm dying was that he's too stupid so it had nothing to eat?
It's those gosh dang transgenders
and im not sorry, and i would do it again
It's a direct consequence of capitalism, like the proliferation of microplastics or industrial chemicals in the air and water. Lathing a total 
moment from Captain Brainworms.
It would be fucking hilarious if it turned out neoliberalism is responsible for way more of it than vaccines or 5G or whatever the conspiracy reason is these days.
My assumption is that there have been autistic people before capitalism/neoliberalism were invented but they are responsible for people like RFK treating it this way. We're definitely getting a conspiracy reason though.
Thrasyllos from the deme Aiksône endured an incredible and novel madness. For he left the city and went to the Peiraia and stayed there. He believed that all the ships that sailed in were his and he wrote down their names, checked the list when they left and rejoiced when they returned safely to the harbor again.
Going back in time with a trained gorilla to perform the drum solo from “In The Air Tonight” on RFK Sr’s balls in 1952 so this fucking loser never gets born.
"The causes of autism are on my desk"
-RFK Jr.
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