Lol they gonna kill taco
Pretty sure Vance isn't planning to kill him until after January 20, 2027.
It is very normal to talk about this.
I gotta wonder why he said that, especially in light of all the rumours surrounding orangeman's health.
Could be Vance is giving America a head's up of things to come.
Probably just answered the question the reporter asked?
What are you even saying, there is no reason, this is NORMAL. I too keep declaring regularly to my family that I am ready to step up and inherit my dad's house ~~and live there instead of my shitty flat~~ should ThE uNsPeAkAbLe happen. This is to reassure my dear family of my loyalty to my dear old dad and my confidence in his health, obviously, may he live to 150. Normal People Things.
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I don't do this, not least because I am in no shape to take care of a whole-ass house lol
Trump is dead, or going to be very soon, isn't he?
What beer should I buy to celebrate?
I wonder what song will start trending when the news breaks out, maybe I should start making a Playlist
Ding dong.
Enjoy the very momentary joy of trumps death when it happens.
If it happens in this term, you'll find out exactly what Vance is.
The Queen mean girl of the Nazi techright.
isnt Vance the guy who was asking for help/guidance on poisons?
Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.
He's here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he's all out of bubble gum.
Guys I’m starting to think something tragic has or is about to happen…
What part would be tragic?
Going from raging pantshitter pedophile to a dedicated P2025 patsy.
I'll take the patsy with no charisma.
But he's a patsy who has not been president before meaning it could be another eight fucking years of this bullshit without any fight from the American public
The best bet here is probably to watch melania. I doubt shell be able to contain herself. Finally free amd while probably not mega rich after shit all settles. She probably wont have to worry about amything again.
"terrible tragedy" ...yeah
Yeah, that's a weird way to spell "New National Holiday".
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Are we better off with Trump as the useful idiot? I am not sure if Vance could do even more damage.
Trump is the cult of personality, though, Vance is a cold fish. Less people like him than liked Pence and it's all a popularity game on that side now.
"god forbid" more like "hope he hurries up". And also "why not make it a combo meal"
Peter Thiel has been grooming him for this for a while now.
Couchfucker is gonna use the 5-point palm exploding heart technique on Chump.
Well it worked on the pope
He’s going to pope trump
They only need Trump to stay alive long enough to consolidate power. Then it’s phase 2. And it doesn’t really matter what anyone thinks as far as “respect” or “like” them. The long term plan is privatize everything completely moving the seat of power away from government altogether. We’re well underway.
They may think that, but it doesn't work that way. They need a singular leader to unite the base. Once that's gone, they'll fracture fast.
What comes next is probably closer to European liberalism. Better social safety net, but capitalism mostly goes on. The US doesn't have a groundswell of support to be any more anti-capitalist than that.
Ahhh, but you forget two things.
One, cults usually outlive their founders, even cults of personality.
Two, Unitary Executive Theory. The Trump admin has been working overtime to try and figure out ways to rule by decree, and I think they're absolutely willing to Hail Mary with Vance. If Trump dies, I can see them trying to quite literally just decree laws and dare the various, rapidly dwindling levers of power to stop them.
I have a hope that the scramble for power will break the machine, but not much.
Maybe. Fractured, sure, but I don't think the Republicans collectively will be any less harmful without Trump. Congress and the governors will continue with the Project 2025 agenda under President Vance.
Some of y'all never been in a cult, and it shows.
No. What happens is they all tear each others throats out trying to be on top. Nobody wins. The GOP dies with Trump.
Unless all of the rich megadoners die at the same instance, nothing will fundamentally change. We're in a class war, not a Democrat vs Republican war. Trump may be the man leading the consolidation of power push today, but the reason that movement is working is the environment being ripe for the movement.
Trump dies and the minimum wage doesn't go up, fox news doesn't dissolve, and taxes on the rich sure as hell don't start up. Nothing fundamentally changes, and with the state of all the fundamental and important agencies worsened and delegitimized things probably worsen significantly for those orgs and their services in the short term while power is redistributed, reconsolidated, and resolidified.
Trump dying would likely just be the temporary slow down of the currently inevitable decline. You're right to say things get more chaotic and there is a large opportunity for things to improve or change - but believing the GOP disappears, and therefore we enter into a utopia, seems to ignore the underlying cause for their existence in the first place. The rich and powerful want to remain rich and powerful, and ideally become more so, at the expense of everyone else so they fund systems that further those goals.
He can't wait to fuck those lovely couches in the oval office. Right now Donnie won't let him.
"If God forbid" *fingers crossed* "a terrible tragedy happens" ...
Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.
* fingers crossed *
"If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Vance, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
The only tragedies would be that Trump would have escaped prison and Vance would be President.
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