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The little spoon
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Date balder men.
This is always the answer, regardless of context.
Imagine having a cat where you’re the little spoon.
My SO's cat hated me when we first met. Many years later, he (the cat) refuses to go to bed unless I've given him his belly rubs and tucked him in, with my SO also in the bed or it doesn't count.
The question I have that will never be answered is what happens if she cuts her hair short or dates a man with long hair?
Probably better companion than the men
Source: I’m a man and I would choose the cat
This one hasn't figured out that they arent single
That's what you get for accepting a god into your home.
As a bald man, I may consider staying with you as I suppose no hair will be licked.
other hair may also be licked---my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.
My dog likes licking armpits. It’s usually only my own, but when he’s mauling you if you put your arms up and he sees pit he’s going for it.
Presumably, you still have hair elsewhere on your body.
You pre-zoomed correctly.
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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