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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

These guys are either awesome or terrifying.

They terrorize the neighborhood, revving their big wheels at all hours of the night.

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Snipe em all.

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Betting they're awesome, but I guess there's a small chance meth is involved.

[-] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

In moderation, just about any drug only makes this more awesome.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think the cutoff to that rule is probably meth, heroin, and whatever that crocodile drug is.

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Waah wahh. Poor baby can't hold his krokodil

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

LOL…don’t make me chug some Krokodil to show you all. Thinking that’s how the zombie apocalypse kicks off.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago
[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Everything in moderation is ideal especially moderation

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since today meth = fentanyl, that doesn't really hold true. It's just a quick ticket to schizophrenia.

Apparently the average meth addict today suffers from monthly overdoses... We've got guys who overdose pretty much every week who are passed out in front of our business. The local paramedics have these guys penciled on their weekly schedule.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 53 points 1 year ago

Do we have a "just guys being dudes" community yet? It's one of my favorite topics. Men playing around having fun.

This one and "whywomenlivelonger" were both hilarious, and I'd love to see them here.

[-] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago

Y'all never seen the drift trikes? They're fun af

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

How does one join their biker gang? I wish to initiate.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Just like when you were a kid. Roll up on your big wheel and start talking to them. Fend off taunts from their leader until they accept you, or tackle him and put him in a headlock until he gives up. Afterwards you hug it out and become fast friends.

[-] AllBlue22@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I'd take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.

[-] adj16@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hell yes. Especially when I find them on the interstate - always think about how potentially horrific and traumatizing it would be if they fell off coming out of the wheelie

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

We have a few dickheads with fourwheelers in my neighborhood. It's so fucking annoying. I'd love for them to get big wheels instead.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

People pay for gyms so they can get this same healthy exercise, without the fun! Seems pretty safe too, just like for kids, because they're hard to tip over and not far to fall.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I bet these are quieter than dirt bikes. Even with the plastic drift wheels.

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can't stop yourself from getting older, but you choose not to grow old.

[-] rvdz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'd rock up with a Green Machine, and command immediate respect.

[-] Joecool2087@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Oh man, I wish the dudes in my neighborhood were as cool as these dudes in your neighborhood.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

dutch road gangs

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wouldn’t your knees bump into the steering wheel / handlebars? Or do they mod them?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

They make adult sized ones now!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lol I realized that after I posted and read more of the comments.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

They're actually really cool, way higher quality than the ones we had as kids.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

New sons of anarchy spin-off looks good

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