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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago

These guys are either awesome or terrifying.

They terrorize the neighborhood, revving their big wheels at all hours of the night.

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Snipe em all.

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Betting they're awesome, but I guess there's a small chance meth is involved.

[-] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

In moderation, just about any drug only makes this more awesome.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think the cutoff to that rule is probably meth, heroin, and whatever that crocodile drug is.

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Waah wahh. Poor baby can't hold his krokodil

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

LOL…don’t make me chug some Krokodil to show you all. Thinking that’s how the zombie apocalypse kicks off.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago
[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Everything in moderation is ideal especially moderation

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Since today meth = fentanyl, that doesn't really hold true. It's just a quick ticket to schizophrenia.

Apparently the average meth addict today suffers from monthly overdoses... We've got guys who overdose pretty much every week who are passed out in front of our business. The local paramedics have these guys penciled on their weekly schedule.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 53 points 2 years ago

Do we have a "just guys being dudes" community yet? It's one of my favorite topics. Men playing around having fun.

This one and "whywomenlivelonger" were both hilarious, and I'd love to see them here.

[-] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 years ago

Y'all never seen the drift trikes? They're fun af

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

How does one join their biker gang? I wish to initiate.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Just like when you were a kid. Roll up on your big wheel and start talking to them. Fend off taunts from their leader until they accept you, or tackle him and put him in a headlock until he gives up. Afterwards you hug it out and become fast friends.

[-] AllBlue22@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'd take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.

[-] adj16@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hell yes. Especially when I find them on the interstate - always think about how potentially horrific and traumatizing it would be if they fell off coming out of the wheelie

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

We have a few dickheads with fourwheelers in my neighborhood. It's so fucking annoying. I'd love for them to get big wheels instead.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

People pay for gyms so they can get this same healthy exercise, without the fun! Seems pretty safe too, just like for kids, because they're hard to tip over and not far to fall.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I bet these are quieter than dirt bikes. Even with the plastic drift wheels.

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can't stop yourself from getting older, but you choose not to grow old.

[-] rvdz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'd rock up with a Green Machine, and command immediate respect.

[-] Joecool2087@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Oh man, I wish the dudes in my neighborhood were as cool as these dudes in your neighborhood.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

dutch road gangs

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Wouldn’t your knees bump into the steering wheel / handlebars? Or do they mod them?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

They make adult sized ones now!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Lol I realized that after I posted and read more of the comments.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

They're actually really cool, way higher quality than the ones we had as kids.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

New sons of anarchy spin-off looks good

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