Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!

I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.

I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.

Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

I have a bad time as I can't speak Japanese and am pretty sure subtitles don't come with me.

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield

Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.

I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything

Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.

Making a deal with a Daedric Prince.

BroForce. I'd flex all over those fools from Terroristan

Unciv.

Just living my daily life until other civilization besieges and bombard my city.

Shit.

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.