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(Let's asume you have kids).

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[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I don’t think they’d care.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 month ago

I wish I could be so lucky.

[-] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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[-] Beebabe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

'Triple B' could be a decent, non horrible nickname, I agree, could ... be ... a lot worse.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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[-] gigachad@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

They would probably find it pretty cringe

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you'll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It'd work, it just might take awhile.

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

They're cool with it

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

literally using my surname as my username RN

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that joke's not going away any time soon, is it?

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

They better like pineapple

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.

[-] Zathras@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

"No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs.. You are seeing now?"

Babylon 5

[-] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.

[-] chiruyuki@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

Eh, unless they don't like cute stuff I don't think they'd care lol

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well, they don't hate me, but they do get tired of French people sounding out our shared username and then making jokes about it.

[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Dude, you misspelled your name it should be: "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫡 * in a very arrogant French accent*

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Could be worse I guess, right /u/SatansMaggotyCumFart

[-] gnu@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

[-] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

My cats will be fine with it.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Did you try asking them? Ask them and please report back with their response

[-] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Good idea. I just asked, one ignored me and the other begged for food. Verdict unclear.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

[-] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

How have I never seen that sketch??

[-] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

[-] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

As long as I don't name them Steve then we're all good

[-] seralth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just make their middle name not.

The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago
[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

I'd be in the center of an uproar.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

[-] Icantdraw@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

They cannot draw then, rip

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago
[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

They're cool with it.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

Kids are probably going to make fun of the foot part. Teenage girls are going to ask my sons if the size matches other parts.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You changed your name to latrine?

It used to be shithouse.

Good change!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That really depends on their gender and orientation. I assume straight daughters would not be happy.

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