Me to my homie when we get out of the pool and theres water in his ear

You see, by laying on your left side, you'll be able to fart and your gas pain will go away.

"What a drama queen! I quoted him 100. It was a fair price."

Ugh.. this headache is killing me

"But RFK Jr says this will prevent polio"

"I got an orbee stuck in my ear, guys!"

Do you think he’s alright guys?

i'd love to know the title of this one, it's epic

"I'mma jus gon lay here for, a coupla hours"
"Man dont sweat it dude, we gonna catch some stuff"
"I dont know, I'm kinda tired"
"Nah we've gotta basket, we're gonna fill that basket before we go"
"Alright bruh"
"Cos the other fish is better"

This is why you don't stick things in your ear, Edward.

Gotta be a better way to get a pope's tears

If I die here, tell my ancestors to make a cute anime girl with cloths as yellow as mine. They will know what this means.

The papal beverage fountain was a smash hit at the Vampire wedding.

That's not what I meant when I said give me head.

For anyone wondering, it's this one:

https://www.museothyssen.org/en/collection/artists/preti-workshop-mattia/martyrdom-saint-januarius

"Cor, he's a funny colour. No wonder the lions wouldn't eat 'im."

Frankenstein's monster getting his nuts checked