It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog
Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat
Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.
Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.
I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco
Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?
I don't know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren't familiar with.
My Bichon/Poodle mix is aggressively friendly with people he isn't familiar with. Does that count?
Yeah I do agree rhat poodles have a "who is giving these orders?" and "fuck I hate that guy" switches.
The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.
A Chinese Crested ?
My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she's a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I'm still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can't deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.
This one isn't my mom's dog, but it's similar:
The pretty ones are ok for a little dog, but the ugly ones are pitiable little beasts.
Yes that one
Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.
I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.
My dog would do it. She's evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.
She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.
We love her, but she's very definitely evil.
Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.
Yep. She violently shakes her toys to "kill" them all the time too. I've seen her do it to break a critter's neck the same way.
My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.
Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.
I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.
Well that's your own fault for overstimulating the cat by shuffles notes doing nothing whatsoever.
What if the dog is Lawful Evil?
Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.
She is sooo screwed!
All dogs are boys and all cats are girls
I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.
Was it you?
!witchymemes@lemmy.world will probably like it :)
I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it's just jokes about actual fantasy witches.
This is excellent
Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.
Just finished reading that book again (3rd time). So great.
Which version though?
Get that dog from The Thing.
It's not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.
Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That's the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.
Should have tried a pit bull.
Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children
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