Not Russian but.
Stick in the eye to the one who remembers the old.
Spring of pussies.
Not all the Moomins are in the valley.
Linux is second nature to us IT people, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows basic shell scripting and how to build programs from git repos.
Our previous CTO left by saying "I have enough money now. Peace out!"
literally visible from space.
Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.
Wasps are like meth heads.
This is turning a generation of people tech illiterate. The young people I interact with are smart because they're all employed by a tech company and mentored by us dinosaurs, but I've heard some horror stories of the tech literacy of the average young person.
Touchscreen was a mistake.
Math: "when are we ever gonna use any of this in real life!?"
Later: "why didn't they teach us how taxes work!?"
Ever tried Factorio on amphetamines?
3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.
Don't you just hate it when you're building a pipeline and your mouse skips a few pixels and you end up with kinks?
Finnish:
oak month (or central month if you don't use current meaning of the word)
pearl month
ground month
clearing the forest of trees for field month
planting seed month
summer month (or plowing month by original meaning)
hay harvesting month
grain harvesting month
autumn month
muddy month
death month
yule month
Back in my middle school days I'd crank the DPI of my scanner to the max and take super detailed images of bills. It tried its best at printing them too, but you couldn't fool a person with them. Some kids did fool coin exhange machines with homebrewn bills though. These days I don't think you can even scan the bills and the scanner calls interpol / secret service etc. for even trying.