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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca

Also do bigger folks have proportionally bigger buttholes? Can a fat person have a smaller butthole than a skinny person all other things being equal?

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I suppose that all depends on your personal standards for beauty on both ends of the equation.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I c wat u did ther

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago
[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago
[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Guess you need to find more attractive assholes.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

With jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup!

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like do they have less gastrointestinal issues and also more photogenic buttholes i guess :) lol

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll take this seriously as a non-troll considering the community we're in:

Unlikely, but impossible to verify. You can't know for sure unless someone goes around looking at lots of observations/data to see if they're correlated.

I suspect these 2 factors aren't related closely at all, but some things that contribute to beauty could contribute to a "pretty" butthole too i.e. clear skin, uniform complexion, less marks on the skin (blemishes, skin tags, etc).

I don't think there will be any correlation for fat/skinny people. I remember reading somewhere that its very difficult to tell about "looseness" even for people who use quite large anal toys. Even after use of large toys, the main difference will be of how fast the recoil is when the toy is removed. Someone may have given themselves haemarrhoids with the trauma though. Outside of this, I suspect all conversations around "looseness" are a variation of slut-shaming. Body tissue is elastic and healing, the idea of being "loosened" or "used up" is almost always overblown and disguised moral policing.

Thank you for reading my theoretical thesis on the beauty of anal sphincters.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Twas delightful and informative 🍑 A real peach of a deepdive into buttholes

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

So, attractive means a different thing to every single one of us. That said I will speak on my own tastes, which are admittedly kinda broad. I have found both more and less attractive anuses, much like similarly describable vulvae, are fairly equally distributed among women of just about every shape and size. Proportionality is in no way consistent, neither is appearance. Most are beautiful in their own way and I have been thankful for nearly every one of either that I have been granted access to. Some are definitely "better" than others, though I am certain that this is more a matter of preference than anything quantifiable.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I swear you updated this macro as I tweaked the post haha. I legit remember seeing it as just the philosoraptor without any caption

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do you think I'm just a natural philisoraptor?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

bring new resurgence of philosoraptor, you shall

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm not very attractive, but my butthole is very good.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

It's my best feature. Why I wear chaps.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

U mean reverse chaps?

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cant complain myself but also nothing to write home about 💅. So so more or less

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

No, I'm very pretty with a shapely cyclist's ass but have very painful hemorrhoids.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gotta be murder on the ol' prostate or whatever the lady prostate is

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

This is like asking if attractive people have better mouths. Not necessarily. This depends on how you weigh the feature in question in the overall math for "attractiveness", I wouldn't say there is a direct correlation just based on looks but if you take attractiveness as a health marker then the buttholes will be likely healthier in more attractive people on average. You would always have outliers though.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pete Davidson said he has the asshole of a porn star because of his IBS or Chrohns or something. Do with that what you will

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They're like fingerprints.

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Or lip prints

[-] dvoraqs@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Butthole attractiveness is a new dimension of attractiveness that we aren't being measured on yet. There are generally attractive people going around with an ugly butthole and generally ugly people going around with one that should be immortalized.

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yes. Features compliment each other. Someone with an attractive face is likely to have enchanting eyes for example.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago
[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Go outside and touch the grass

[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

Does the grass have buttholes?

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

No, but plenty of creatures with buttholes thrive in the grass

[-] sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Instructions unclear, grassed ass

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