Tucker Carlson is "fake straight" and should answer questions about being straight.

Tucker will confim from his own experience?

I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.

"I did gay to be cool and popular. President, maybe!"
-- not gay Pete

I think we are all wondering one thing that Pete might be able to answer.

“When two gay men have sex, how do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?”

-Dwight Schrute

Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?

I gotta say that this is the first gay circlejerk I'd pay to see! Or ever see!

Sounds like Tucker wants to get topped.

This man is so far in the closet, he's inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.

The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.

Why even repeat this cunt's message even if you oppose it? Best thing to do is let this drug of society fall into obscurity where they can do minimal damage.

Tucker has always seemed a little "sweet" to me. He's probably bi and really wants to know what it's like

I'm a STRAIGHT Conservative who wants to MURDER GAY CHILDREN and I would GLADLY suck a Penis just to PROVE how Straight I am!

Masculine manly Republican men stop thinking about gay sex challenge (impossible).