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The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

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[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 151 points 1 day ago

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

slow clap

[-] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

"Hey! It was MY turn to shoot him (on camera)!"

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

He still could.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Really did he say that? Fucking Newsome really going hard right.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago
[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago

Any other good archive, not reCAPTCHA'd?

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

I did not have a recaptcha there, very interesting. Try, https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200125/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/anti-vaxxer-finally-gets-shot/

And here is the actual article, very short.

OREM, Utah — Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today, sources confirmed.

“He was on stage talking about gang violence when all of a sudden his head jerked around and he fell to the floor. I knew immediately it was because of the nanobots in the mRNA vaccines,” said Turning Point USA member Eli Jennings. “There is no way a beautiful American bullet that is worshipped in the U.S. Constitution would do something like this to Charlie. This is obviously the work of scientists who are trying to eradicate communicable diseases, and we will not forget.”

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

"May we all find ourselves in the world we strive for."

[-] other_cat@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

Haha holy shit that got a legitimate out loud laugh from me.

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 day ago
[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago
[-] stinerman@midwest.social 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was kinda shocked that they:

  • got it out so quickly
  • went that hard
[-] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago

They already have another one about the shooter missing the biggest head in the world.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

They got confused by how small the face is in comparison

[-] Fermion@mander.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

You gotta strike while the lead is hot.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago

Day-um, The Hard Times is leveling up lately!

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 15 points 1 day ago

please don't be tempted to pop that champagne folks, save it, you know why

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That was fast!

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

10/10 no notes

Gotta love the hard times!

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