Gay pride enters the body through extremities in both humans and large mammals.

Like it's a medical condition right? That wasn't a choice.... right?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or maybe a weighted blanket??? I have one of those.

Just felt it and it feels like sand in there. Much smaller than the thing I found.

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly, idk what my desk is. I got it for free from a friend. It looks like wood but its stupid heavy and sturdy. I knock on it and sounds like wood. I've moved several times and it's holding up perfect.

I had another desk start to crumble after the 1st move. Was done for after the 2nd move.

I like to use things until they die, but this desk I could see lasting another 10 or more years. It's built like a rock. Which kinda sucks cuz it is a really basic desk, no shelves or storage or anything.

Just did the math I'm pretty sure I've had it for at least 10-12 years. No idea how long the original owner had it. Survived at least 6 moves... I think this post should really be about what the fuck my desk is lol

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What is this thing? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

My desk is cluttered and I just found this thing on it. I'm worried it's some egg from a insect. It's extremely hard tho I try as hard as I can, but I can't squish it with my fingers. It's mostly see through which doesn't seem bug like. Looks more like a pill or a maybe a stone from some jewelry. But don't take any pills like this or have any jewelry with that color stone that anyone in the house wears really

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/bca2520a-0010-44ac-8401-d4ac3238a083.webp

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Send msgs via baby goats you let loose in the country side. Worked for my aunt. Then again she was serial killer, but I think the tactic still applies

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

Damn now I gotta try Elden Ring. I've been looking for this type of game for so long

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/patientgamers@sh.itjust.works

I bought Armored Core 6 shortly after it was released on the PS4 (one of the few games I paid for full price for). I enjoyed it very much the 1st playthrough. Stopped during my 2nd or 3rd playthrough.

Its on sale now on steam. Thinking about getting it for my steam deck, but I was wondering how different of a game it is now. Have there been any cool updates? More build options? Multiplayer still active?

How easy is it to mod on a deck? I forgot about mods!!!

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I think they attack us first, then they get mad and hold a grudge against us. Then we end up John Wicking dozens of their dogs until they are mad enough to come fight us personally. Then we stab them with our special knife. Then we repeat the cycle with more dog killing until we finally kill the sister for real. Or convert her some how.

May I just say what the fuck, and that is some top tier writing. Makes me want a final John Wick movie where he goes dark side and just starts shooting ppls dogs until he gets what he wants.

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Easy Headshot (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Is there a primary weapon that gets easy headshot kills from hip firing or with as little aiming as possible? I want lazy headshots to keep Evade up

Wait did someone cancel the 2nd season of that show?

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Like honestly I'm mad about this and idk why. Like I know the tariffs were ass fucking backwards stupid and would likely cost me my job. I know Trump is a spineless piece of shit conman croward. But come on. All this fucking bark, and and we got what like 2 days of actual tariffs being levied and he backs off? Like I wish the piece of shit and his whole admin would die so very very very painfully, and yet he is able to disappoint me?

I know i should feel grateful, so yay for not totally fucking up the economy for next 90 days, hopefully, you spineless rotting cumstain

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Haha I love when they switch to the "show no weakness I meant to do that" mode. Such little goobers

So serial killer dog or just scavenger lol?

What did you do with the buck head?

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Ideally moments where they felt embarrassed themselves, but moments where they embarrassed you or others are welcome as well.

My cat Bert was in the window behind the blinds watching this horde of crows chilling in the backyard. The crows were making a bunch of noise chatting. Bert's tail was going real good, he was locked in on these fucking birds. This went on for minutes.

Then I hear a real loud CAWWW! A big SLAM against the window, then Bert came tumbling through the blinds and thudded on the floor. As this happened the noises from the crows reached a new peak. I swear they were fucking laughing at Bert 😂 He walked away from their laughter with a defeated embarrassed look on his face, never to return to the window that day.

I think a crow baited Bert into lunging into the glass window, for the amusment of the rest of the birds lol

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

Perfect this is the type answer I was looking for!

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The appliance that elicits anger and frustrated at it's mere sight. The treacherous device that never worked right.

What I don't get is this bit?

"Pretty soon after 82nd Airborne Division leaders told the Army in 2013 they’d like a new light tank, à la the retired M551 Sheridan, the team working on its requirements hit a snag. The 82nd had asked to be able to airdrop the new vehicle from a C-130 or C-17, but nothing even roughly the size and capability of a Sheridan was going to fit inside a C-130."

Mother fucker the Sheridan was roughly the size and capability of Sheridan and it fit in a C-130. Is this wh40k where we lost some technology I don't know about?

Sure maybe they'd want to add modern tech like cameras and gps or some shit, but no way that really takes up all that much space. Plus, in last several decades we havent made any engineering advancements to idk make the engine smaller or shit stronger but smaller?

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