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2002? Those are rookie numbers.
Over my cold dead body
If eBay didn't suck so bad, I'd say just use that as your "box"
Heck, maybe what we really need is an online exchange. Mail in a cable, get a cable of your choice in return. So when you need some rare cable you've got it on demand... Just 5 days and $6 in shipping. Aww fuck it.
When I buy anything electrical in the UK, they often give you a UK plug, a European Plug and an American plug. Over time, or if you use a lot of electric things at work, you can end up with a huge pile of plugs that don't work in your own country.
If they do similar elsewhere, we could definitely swap.
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Well I start and stop hobbies on a whim, needing a random cable from my (super well organized) cable box does come in handy.
Just wish I could finish a project now and then :D
I feel personally attacked.
Who knows when he might need a cable? Surely, he might need one this year.
I have three largish ones, started in 88. One is just power cables. That's the one my psichyatrist worries about.
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"Well, of course I know him. He's me."
What a tiny little stash. I have boxes and not by the hair of my old serial modem cable will I give any of it up.
That reminds me. I've had a box of cables since '22 and every time I go through it I think, "damn, I really need to organize this and get rid of some shit". And then I shove it into my closet out of sight and out of mind until the next time I need something from within it.
Just use toilet paper rolls to keep them neat and seperated. You could even label each roll if you wanted to go all out.
It's nothing huge, but it's gonna make finding them so much easier.
Ive got several drawers of them. I might need those SATA cables someday. And mini USB cables. And cell phone charger and data cable for a Motorolla Razr.
I have a 5 gallon “bucket of USB.”
It’s only 3/4 full!
Hahaha…asshole. I’m going through it tomorrow, promise.
I packed mine and moved it to a new house today; along with the voice module to the Odyssey game system i got for my 11th birthday.
In Australian accent:
"That's not a box... that's a box"
Gestures to my stacks of old computer equipment
My old man has been hoarding cables since he moved to Canada in 1987. He recently got the chance to use an old SCSI cable. He looked like he was 24 again.
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Heh. Went through just that box of mixed cables this year. Got rid of all the ancient cable duplicates (like 2.5 floppy ribbon cable) and kept one of each, more useful ones I kept duplicates of like SATA cables. The rest were gotten rid of.
I'd love to have just one little container of cables.
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