This has to be a troll.
95% sure is trolling. Yet, I'm also 100% sure a lot of those buffoons will not notice.
Not many smart people left on the sub. Just yes-men.
They've done so many purges in /r/conservative that it's basically communism
I really don't think there were many smart conservative redditors to begin with.
🤣 This has to be a secret leftist trolling the right. No way someone actually think this is "communism".
This is the way you troll right-wingers.
When I start my start-up, at some point fucking everyone will get paid the same in proportion to overall company performance. From the cleaning staff to the highest level management fuckers. Because each and everyone is responsible for and contributes to the company's success.
This can work.
For example: https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-51332811
Or to be extra based, distribute accoring to people's socially-necessary labour-time. E.g. pay the 8hr-day person 20% more than the 6hr-day one. Assuming people's productivity is average, which is most often the case.
I can see a counter-argument that it would create an incencitive to spend more time where it could be cut down and, also, wiring worker's paychecks to a sometimes arbitrary and flowing value. Like, you don't need to clean the outdoors property every day, it depends on the weather, and there I can see paying a stable wage reserving person's time and paying for it in case I need to call them even if it's sunny and they don't actually need to go. As long as they do their job well, who cares. They or a company can reinvest in better tools making their actual worktime even shorter or more comfortable, like, jumping from a manual gardening tools to an automated lawnmower, while not punishing them for working less. Some kinds of labor doesn't even necessitate being on site, as it was shown by covid, and we see a lot of ideas to cut down on wages due to LLM assistance.
I'm also puzzled about how uneven my work from day to day, and I'd probably prefer to give up on measuring and comparing that at all, defaulting to some lively wage and pulling enough of myself to keep the business afloat. If the idea of a guy over us is in having similar stakes in the business and collectively voting for changes, I see it's possible to set a fair compensation and keep people interested in the end results.
E.g. pay the 8hr-day person 20% more than the 6hr-day one.
The problem with that is you're going to have a hard time actually telling whether the 8hr-day people is actually really doing more than the 6hr-day people.
You just don't do that. You assume everyone is doing avg productivity for their job. Otherwise you enter the fools errand of performance measurements and evaluation. Assume avg productivity, pay the person who wants to spend 5 days a week proportionally more than the person spending 4 days a week. Or 8hrs vs 6hrs, and so on. Only if you want to allow for some poeple to work more than others. Maybe you don't. Maybe we shouldn't.
You assume everyone is doing avg productivity for their job.
On average, people only manage about 4hrs of productivity on any given day - no matter whether you are paying them for 6hrs or 8hrs.
You're essentially creating conditions for people who just sit around and pretend to work - while the people who cannot spend 8hrs per day at the workplace (like working mothers, for instance) start getting miffed because they can't access the extra "sitting-around-and-doing-nothing" money.
Otherwise you enter the fools errand of performance measurements and evaluation
You're going to have to measure and evaluate something. In my experience, corporations loves measuring all the wrong things. They can usually barely even define what "performance" means, never mind measure it correctly.
It's not evaluation that's the problem... it's the people deciding what should be evaluated that's almost always the problem.
Of course his favorite book is animal farm lol
We should troll them like this a LOT more.
Accusing people of being communist is just fun as well. It is not all that inaccurate with our political leaders either.
The president is taking stock in companies and taking payoffs from companies. Because he's a fucking communist.
It is absolutely inaccurate to call the capitalist fascist Trump a communist.
are you autistic?
Shit I'm autistic and even I got the social nuance of the post.
I think old mate might just be plain old fashioned Forest Gump level stupid.
at least they got their heart in the right place :')
The post is satire/trolling.
I was interested, so I found the original post, and the mods there removed all the comments, so you can't see the people falling for it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/iig9uh/is_my_boss_a_communist/
Boy, conservatives sure love their free speech.
They really do. Some speech is more free than others.
This is suspiciously close to the famous "some are more equal than others" from my favorite book, .
As we speak people are losing their jobs because they said some shit about Kirk boy.
Hell, I've seen people losing jobs and shit purely from posting direct quotes from Charlie Kirk, nothing more
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