A trebuchet would be more economical.
Funny enough there is a patent for a fetus yeetus device
At least it is an evolution from the Fetus Deletus
I had to check that it was the onion, because so often, it's not the onion
Laura Loomer is an anchor baby
Hurl? They total yeet the poor gal!
...ha, hahahahahahahahha, hahahahahahahahahha....
Hey that's the same photo Fox used when they purged all non-blondes.
The woman landed on her stomach on the mexican side of the border launching the baby back over to the US side into a nearby pile of brush on US soil. ICE agents argue the child was born on the mexican side of the border, however Immigration has already given the child a cellphone and 1000$ to survive until its hearing 12 months from now.
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