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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago

First I was afraid, I was petrified.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Kept thinking, I could never live, without you by my side

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I will fast drive.

[-] CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i am am an iiii-i-island

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And the all new Volkswagen Amarock^TM^ feels no pain, and an island never cries.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

And a rock feels no pain

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I can Telluride dick!

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can we quit with the comma splice? Please?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

The what?

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

idk but it sounds like a lisp thing

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

(I(dont(get(it))))

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