It's super pretty! I love the sunstress colour ๐
It's like a xenomorphception that ends with a bouquet of flowers from the last mouth. The idea of that feels like something you'd see in an alien parody, something like space balls but in the alien universe.
The xenomorphs go around trying to romance people, either fully aware of or not realising the horrors that will ensue.
You see someone being chased ending up being cornered by a xenomorph who proceeds to slowly open its mouth and the inner mouth comes out, the that opens and an even smaller one comes out etc. Then once it's done that way more times than you'd be comfortable ( as comfortable as one can be in that situation, both as the person there and as a viewer) a last absolutely tiny mouth extends, opens and pushes out a bouquet of flowers. The human immediately forgets they've been running for their lives and puts their hands over their heart, tilts their head and sighs in a heartfelt moment of love. They take the tiny bouquet, holds it to their chest, puts their hand on the side of the xenomorphs head and closs their eyes as they move in for a kiss of pure passion.
Now there are two options, the xenomorph doesn't realise it's strength and as it tries to kiss back it just blasts through the skull of their new love.
Or they end up actually making out and we get a sex scene with the xenomorph using its multi-tiered mouth abomination to absolutely go ham the nether regions of their new lover.
Then it fades out to the disturbing sounds of interspecies love making and cuts to both sitting in bed smoking cigarettes, the xenomorph having one cigarette in each of it's several months.
I'll never be able to look at my plant the same..
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