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[-] jared@mander.xyz 11 points 7 months ago

I think we need a recall community.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah I agree

[-] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago

Duh, they're supposed to have a stick in them!

/joke

[-] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

It’s in the batter.

I was quite confused when I went to go buy some at Sam’s Club and there was two sections of soft pretzels.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 7 months ago

Wait until they hear about popsicles.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah... They're supposed to? 🤨

this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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