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This is what we got
To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.
Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.
But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.
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And the Sun will be there to instil moral panic about it, complete with AI-generated Page 3 girl.
ITT, people that don't check the date
One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.
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In this economy? Not fucking likely.
(was hoping someone would follow up with "Not likely fucking" but it's been a day and nothing 🫤)
Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.
Would it really be a bad thing?
I've heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can't imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.
Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?
What a horrible day to be literate.
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Shoot, with the right mods, you can do all that and replace all the piss with champagne.
When these sex bots come out you're gonna have to get a top of the line edition to do all that.
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Excuse me, but we’re humans and robots, not animals. It’s called making 10ve.
It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.
Or so I'm told... or something.
Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know... For reasons
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Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.
When you can't get any with your own species:
Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be
People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.
Or we could ya know....connect with people. Promote more social interaction spaces and opportunities so people are less siloed and isolated in their own city/town/neighborhoods/houses.
People say "Oh AI, Oh Incels, Oh women are afraid" yes, but people get better at interacting socially by spending more time interacting socially. A "yes man" chat instance doesn't help anyone learn or grow. And it goes for sex too, you're not gonna get better if every "person" you've been with says you were the best ever and they came 30 times.
AI companies have a vested interest in keeping people alone because it lets them keep using their product. Rebuilding community and connection is the thing that helps people grow.
The post was "in 10 years we're going to" but the post date is 2015, is the joke
Our sex robots do not look like that, they are the bare minimum functionality of put it in or stick it in
Looks like Joanna Gaines is into robo-schlong
Don’t worry, it’s just the readers of The Sun
I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.
Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.
I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest 'homely' model instead of the sexy French maidbot.
You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now
Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.
"Why is it white?"
"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"
The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.
Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?
It's not cheating as long as it's plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.
Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch
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