I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor

I was going to say anyone might have that look on their face with someone treating their butthole like a bowling ball.

With a handful/two handsful of pussy.

I see you know your judo well.

Just the way God intented

How else are they going to keep all the shit in?

If you’d like you can lay out several random meals at home and I’ll come sneeze on them so you can feel nostalgic

I remember when I was a kid, there was a buffet place that was $6 / person.

Tip....at a buffet? What the hell are you tipping for?

Even in America that is pretty wtf.