That baby is still chasing the dollar 30-odd years later!

Dude just wants to get paid without having to lift a finger. I don’t blame him, I blame the system that enables him and the society that failed to instill within him a work ethic.

Religious people. They're the ones with the frivolous pedo claims. They're doing that to deflect from the CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT.

This guy played his hand completely wrong. Instead of suing for "child pornography", I would be charging celebrities to have me come swim in their pool naked. When anyone asked why there was a naked guy in the pool, the host could simply reply: "Nevermind".