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Humans (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I thought we were roughly 2/3rds water.

[-] dunz@feddit.nu 11 points 3 days ago

We're not 90% water, it's about 60% for adults

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Stay hydrated out there.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Ugly giant bags of mostly water.

[-] heysoundude@eviltoast.org 7 points 3 days ago

I needed to LoL today. Thanks!

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

I have wee and vinegar in my veins. Am I a pickle?

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Bags of mostly water

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

Well, I wouldn’t say I’m a cucumber exactly 😉.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

You're as cool as one tho.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago

Aw 😊 !

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

@moistbones@lemmy.world aha!

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025

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