I wonder if this takes place outside of the US in a country with a drinking age of 18, or if anon somehow managed to become an alcoholic while not of legal drinking age.
I knew quite a few people in HS with substance abuse problems
Same, but my country's legal drinking age starts at 16 (beer + wine only) ...
Fake IDs are a whole industry in the US. I don't think I personally knew anyone with one, but it was certainly a thing.
Also older siblings or friends.
I don't think it's particularly hard to get alcohol underage in most of the US. In New Jersey you can drink underage as long as you're in a "private location" and there's a relative who's at least 21 present.
Some people find Jesus, others find SpongeBob
Whatever, happy it worked out well
TIL spongebob creator passes away :(
It's all fun & happy thoughts ... until this last episode when I realized I was lied to!!!
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