Attention all federal employees! Chances are you’re gonna get your ass fired anyway, so malicious compliance is the watchword from now on. Leak, document, obfuscate, lie, confuse, sidetrack and goosechase them every chance you get.

Remember Hannah Arendt: evil is when every bureaucrat ‘just does their job’ because a higher power gave the order.

You’re the frontline of this fight now. Even if you never signed up for this. Because none of you did.

Bride just doesn’t get to choose how many fingers she has

Off topic. This is definitely not a shitpost

Upvote nonetheless

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Sounds a lot easier to just shoot their CEO

So Elon knows Trump will throw Taiwan to the Chinese lions. Noted.

Anyone still on Twitter now is actively part of the problem

Are they also abandoning Twitter in equal measure? If so, great. If not, amateurs.

If you’re still on Twitter, you’re part of this problem. If you have a Tesla, sell it. You can live without Starlink too. And do you really need that new Mars rocket?

It’s nicely al Dante

• “we suck at foreign languages, it’s terrible!”
• ”yes we should do something about it. Let’s minimize our exposure to foreign languages!”
• profit?!

Still being on Twitter is the real badge of shame

It’s not a perk. Don’t reinforce their framing