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[-] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 5 days ago

For the last time, it is not the year of the Linux Desktop

[-] ganymede@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

as an unapologetic irrational linux zealot, i find your joke...

fuckin hilarious 😂, well done

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

It already exists but it's too damn expensive. It's called magic the gathering

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 5 days ago

Before ejaculation, sperm in mammals remain in a low-energy, inactive state. Once released, they begin their journey through the female reproductive tract

Mine usually die on my belly like a sexy little nightly genocide.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

Imagery privileges revoked, I read everything you write with aphantasia on now.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

They finally made a pill that replicates the side effects of my physical appearance.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

The ole bag over my head trick never fails

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Note: Only use this trick with affirmative consent.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

No I always put it on right in front of them, they typically sigh with relief.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Simple, just put on a MAGA hat.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

ill believe it when i see it come to market. male birth control pills are being hyped up and anxiously awaited more than even new hair pills.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

You speak truth, but I post cum article.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 5 days ago

They invented the Cybertruck?

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

I got a face and body that ain't never going to have to worry about that.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

You gotta make it more Rodney Dangerfield like your wife hit you with a cast iron pan and said you got prettier

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

What's the status on that gel stuff? Hormonal controls are not ideal.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Dunno but I want the vaxx idc 😩

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