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[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied

Horst Wessel was a Nazi street fighter of no great distinction. He died in a brawl with some other thugs his landlady had hired.

Because his death played into Party propaganda, he was posthumously raised to secular sainthood. The ballad of his death became a favorite Nazi marching song.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He died in a brawl

Unless I'm misremembering something, he was shot in the face when he opened his apartment door.

late recall: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel Yeah, shot at his door.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He brawled with the shotgun shell, and lost.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The brown shirt loser was overdue on his rent payment and the landlord asked some locals to help him/her out. Well, the locals were communist party members and they really took it out on him.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Communist... landlord enforcers? 🙃

[-] plz1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's one way to serve an eviction...

[-] kingofras@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If the Germans get wind of this, those plagiarism charges will most certainly nail them to the cross.

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

While you’re drawing parallels, remind everyone how to stop Nazis.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I figured this whole thing had legs, like the Wessel story. Appears our attention span is too short to give a shit about a murdered fascist.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

At this point the presidential medal of freedom is worth less then the paper crown you get at Burger King.

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Arguably, you have more freedom at BK because you can have it your way.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Happy cake day!

[-] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

He can wear it from his neck piercing.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Ehh... worthless award anymore after he bastardized it already

[-] rayyy@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago

The award has become less than meaningless after Lush Limbaugh's.

[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Just like being president.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

or nobel peace prize recipient

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Meme from the day Limbaugh died is about my all-time favorite.

[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

An extraordinary champion of gun rights

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

He literally said that gun deaths are the price we have to pay for a free society.

I geuss the medal is for his contribution to that cause??

[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

It's sorta like a participation trophy, yeah

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hooooly shit, Charlie Kirk died!?

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I didn't even know he was sick

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Why, never heard him speak?

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup, shot right through the neck while spewing racist bullshit at a university. As someone who campaigned for bringing back public executions, his wife and kids were there to witness, exactly how he wanted it.

Can you believe that the little shit was only in his early 30s? I thought he was at least a decade and a half older. Hate ages you more quickly.

[-] Libertus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I hope so, since they buried him.

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Everything about Kirk's death is performative and self-serving. Even from his widow. And I hate saying that, but it's true.

All the way back to the first so-called "memorial" whose poster included 3-people, (Vance, Trump, and Kirk's widow) and literally no photo of Kirk himself...on a poster for HIS goddamn memorial. We all know that turned into nothing more than a MAGA rally, and from there nothing has changed.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Charlie Kuck's dead body is being used for a grift.

Fitting, really.

[-] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Welcome to America! Where a convicted felon, pedophile and reality tv “star” is president and we worship racist, bigoted podcasters.

Just so much winning!

[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

She totally looks like she's in mourning with the couture black dress and $1,000+ hair cut.

[-] Taco2112@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Donald J Trumph is the president of the USA

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nobel peace prize loser and president of the United States, Donald Trump

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

wished i forgot

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

A lot of medals and awards are going to have asterisks on certain entries in the lists after this.

[-] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

PED-ophiles?

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 month ago

New rule. If we are going to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously, we have to dig up the corpse.

Don't have a corpse? Then no Presidential Medal of Freedom for you.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Worthless medal at this point.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

He's number one with a bullet!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

He spreads those things around like syphilis, doesn’t he?

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They're all just like Charlie Kirk. They are all domestic terrorists. And I haven't even gotten to what outsiders say about them!

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"But some of his comments on gun violence, LGBTQ issues, race and more often drew criticism from liberals and others."

So understated lol

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Where is Lee Greenwood with his banger for Ol' Kirk? God Bless Charlie Kirk maybe?

[-] chosensilence@pawb.social -1 points 1 month ago

the White House awarded a white nationalist Christian fascist. doesn't matter what it really means; the fact it was done at any level is appalling.

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