It would be so funny if, as conservatives, we got together and overthrew the global capitalist order and replaced it with one that is run for and by the people. One that helps everyone meet each other's needs rather than shareholders value. One that not only allows, but encourages and supports each and every human to live a life as their most free and true self. One without hunger or homelessness or servitude. A world that works for the world and for nature and humans place in it rather than against it.

It would be a really funny conservative joke we should totally do it

Wait I thought that was what we were doing the whole time

ma'am I got tits for this and your telling me this wasn't a joke till now?

the "c" in "c/dating was a mistake" stands for "conservative"

Mother fucker, that's called a job!

That would be a pretty good bit, you have to admit

We'll commit to this bit really hard, a years-long initiative to achieve something or other, but let's simultaneously keep the facade hiding our hard-right-wing position so papery thin that libs from Lemmy.world who've never even looked at hexbear.net can immediately tell we're all secretly fascist and right wing.

Heheheh this is quite clever and devious! I'm going to create such a facade of love, care, camaraderie, support, humour, warmth, human spirit, shared sense of purpose and hope. The libs are gunna get so sucked in ahahahaah imagine their faces.