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[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

comparable to that time

spoiler

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

that's almost what my cabbage looks like before i uncover it and broil to char

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

When you're in a "looking like wet shit" contest and your challenger is Drumpf squidward-nervous

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

That's my President of Looking Like A Hot Mess

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Donald Trump is an inspiration to every the-pigs

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

If aliens ever need a single example of what a human looks like, this would be it

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

glistening. unbothered. thriving. tumescent.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Oceans everywhere seething with envy.

[-] astronot@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

He's not just our big wet president. He's our sodden colossal god-king.

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

My cheeks in high color, overripe peaches
No shirt, no shoes, only my features

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Plastic Man-lookin ahh

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Folks, I'm so ravishing that they had to censor my neckussy. trump-drenched

Wow look at this glorious wet chin.

[-] unaware@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

me seconds before I got diskinserted

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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