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submitted 2 months ago by juniper@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I rewatched The Martian and totally forgot how optimistic this movie is about technology, America, and international relations sadness-abysmal

when this movie came out in 2015 my little liberal ass loved it. i still believed in a future.

we dont even have bazinga mars nerds anymore just different flavors of "i wont eat the bugs" all clawing at each other to climb out of a pit rapidly filling with water

xi i will scrub toilets please give me a K visa agony-soviet

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[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

I like star trek. Mainly because it tries to explore what humanity could be if we stopped fighting over resources and spent our energy trying to hook up with aliens and build paradise planets.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

spent our energy trying to hook up with aliens

What happens is a red blooded texan twink gets impregnated by an alien through touching their magic rocks, oh and all of Florida gets lasered during space 9/11

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

all of Florida gets lasered during space 9/11

I'm gonna cum trump-anguish

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://youtu.be/V92Ypi5_ixE heres the clip so you can cum more, unfortunately it also cuts cuba in half

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Honestly really underwhelming like it kinda just lazily fired for a bit and then fucked off? what even was the point of that

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Blowback, this one is for the brave mujahideen of the Xindi

[-] Biggay@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] blunder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

nerd um actually, that red blooded mpregged twink was floridian, not texan

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

ah fuck, ah shit, my credentials are revoked picard

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Carl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

never watched the movie but i liked the book. it was like the dark chocolate of sci fi - not a lot going on besides tech and science but the tech and science was super good.

i feel you on the optimistic vision of technology tho. it's not just him but the decline of musk's reputation feels like it dragged the entirety of the tech world with him, tesla went from being an optimistic venture into future tech to being a stock market grift, we've got peter thiel talking about the antichrist, america as a whole is canceling green energy projects and increasing fossil fuel consumption, sam altman is saying that we need to burn more fossil fuels in order to run more ai chatbots because that will somehow fix everything...

still got a SpaceX shirt in my closet. I think I got it over ten years ago. reminds me of where I was at.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

still got a SpaceX shirt in my closet. I think I got it over ten years ago. reminds me of where I was at.

Ten years ago I think is an acceptable statute of limitations on that. Back then, SpaceX leadership hadn't gone fascist, and the fight in the launch industry was about advanced tech from an underdog group with zero military ties versus the military-industrial complex like Boeing and Lockheed-Martin. Now of course everything is different but I wouldn't feel bad about having acquired that shirt then.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it was like the dark chocolate of sci fi - not a lot going on besides tech and science but the tech and science was super good.

Did you read Project Hail Mary?

I really liked the Martian, and I LOVE PHM. not that its the same kind of dark chocolate, its got a bunch of sweetness in there too but its tons of fun

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Wasn't a plot point in The Martian an emergency repeal on the Obama ban on doing space stuff with China?

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I dont remember any obama bits but i was p high. cooperation is a big part of it though

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

They don't mention that it was Obama's fault, but when China offers to send some supplies I think they mention the ban on NASA working with China that he signed into law

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

oh yeah there was a cool scene where they speak mandarin but i had subtitles off and by the time i realized i dont know mandarin it was over. typical american L

[-] xiaohongshu@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You’re not missing out. The spoken Mandarin in that movie was extremely bad. I couldn’t even follow as a native speaker.

[-] robotElder2@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Weir's latest book, project hail Mary, had a scene where the US army and the PLA jointly march into a courthouse to inform the judge and ballifs that the main characters are above copyright law actually.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

That's getting a movie too, and I'm honestly kinda looking forward to pirating it and seeing the

sort of a project hail mary spoiler, but a pretty early one and also kind of the main premise of the storylittle alien buddy

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I hate the way he writes. Characters are all interchangeable and quirky because he says so. The science is tacked on like a chemistry teacher putting their kids to bed.

SciFi: Read Larry Niven and James Blish if you like feats of engineering, read Ann Leckie and Nancy Kress if you like characters defined by their actions.

Don't tell me to be excited Andy just because you wrote "THAT'S SOO COOL!" after revealing some tidbit. I'm not a fucking child.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

PHM is good despite how reddit guy the protagonist is bottom-speak

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Rocky was the only good character IMO, mostly because he's the one character whose motives you dont immediately know when they're introduced.

Two whole pages intrigue until he plays lapdog to the protagonist. Good while it lasted

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The second half of the 2010s unloaded an aa-12 magazine into the overall global mood until 2020 arrived and gave it a “mercy kill” via grenade launcher, after which it woke up into the deepest realm of hell

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, seeing the level of US-China cooperation is pretty shocking today

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

we dont even have bazinga mars nerds anymore just different flavors of "i wont eat the bugs" all clawing at each other to climb out of a pit rapidly filling with water

black-mold-futures

[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I've never seen the movie (which I've heard is actually pretty good) but a couple months before the movie came out I did read the book, which I despised. Not really because of the lib politics and optimistic internationalism, I just hate the way Weir writes. A guy gets trapped alone on Mars, surely doomed to die, and he powers through it by going "fuck yeah, I love science."

2001: A Space Odyssey is great because it uses the backdrop of the space race and the visual language of Science Fiction (or I guess literal language in the case of the novel) to explore some big ideas about the human condition: isolation, duty, regression, depravity, hope, the incomprehensible beauty and impossibility of existence. The Martian uses the backdrop of a man trapped in the most horrifying situation imaginable to geek out about how cool it is that potatoes could be grown in a shit-slurry. Which, in fairness, is perhaps mildly interesting but is lacking in the necessary pathos and artistic drive to really make engaging fiction.

I don't know, clearly a lot of people love Weir's whole shtick, but it's very much not my thing. It's far too safe.

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not, The Martian is a joy to read compared to Project Hail Mary. It’s basically the same story except even more juvenile and reminded me of One-Dimensional Man because of the simplistic story, the glorification of technology and the unity of international action. It was really stupid. Not even Gosling can save that story.

I read The Martian when it came out and generally liked it (can’t say I would like it now) but the movie is unwatchable. I saw it in theaters and hated how sterile it felt and how the side characters were so flat. I tried rewatching it and I fucking turned off the tv when he says “I’m gonna science the shit out of this.”

[-] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It was a little similar in For All Mankind, where the USSR doesn't collapse (because they got the moon landing first - it's a space show so whatever, sure) and the "space race" continues to spur impressive feats.

But it very, very, quickly libs out and stops imagining this leading to a better future, just better technology - and almost all of the American cast are fucking awful liabilities.

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I gave up on that after the 4th episode. Friends recommended it because I would like it. I’m assuming because the USSR still exists in the show but the POV of the show is just Americans the entire time

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

where the USSR doesn't collapse (because they got the moon landing first - it's a space show so whatever, sure)

Doesn't FAM actually put in some effort to divert the USSR's fate (w/r/t Andropov actually doing everything right before handing it to Gorby)? Or was I just reading someone's headcanon?

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Holy shit I saw it for the first time like 2 nights ago and thad similar thoughts. Just made me kind of sad. Like a little misty as I thought "I wish we could have a world more like that instead".

It's a perfectly alright film. I don't have much to say about it otherwise.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It's vision of US-China cooperation becomes more sci-fi by the day, depressing.

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Imagine thinking the US isn't obsessed with world domination and could peacefully coexist with a rival foreign power.

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Even when the book was written in 2011, Obama was already pivoting towards alignment against China before the tacky reality-show host billionaire reared his ugly mug in political theatre. There really was no excuse. But I guess we all want to dream...

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

The book is really enjoyable. The liberalism is annoying, but I loved the suspense and the Real Science™. I haven't read it since it came out, but the movie was just fine, comparatively speaking

[-] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

People seriously believed musk would save us all and be on mars in 2023. Like so much that several sci-fi properties (Star Trek, Mass Effect, etc...) mentioned it.

[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

I had the same reaction a couple months ago. "Oh, you sweet summer 2015ers, you thought NASA would have funding? Like, for science stuff? Like, the whole organization wouldn't be cannibalized and privatized?"

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