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[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

What is this person's diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?

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[-] chocrates@piefed.world 6 points 6 months ago

If you shave your ass you chafe like fucking crazy.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.

No, it's not "disgusting" doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn't get on your hand when using toilet paper?

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I tend to just hop in the shower for a sec.

But all of that is only really an option at home, anywhere else it's eternal wiping.

[-] SirHery@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Or get a Bidet. Like a build in one.

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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

The comedian Daniel Sloss does a bit on this.

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