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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Me: "I must go now, my planet needs me."

Them: "Don't you live on Earth?"

Me: (already outside)

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

"Jeff, you called this meeting. Where are you going, Jeff. At least tell us why we're here!"

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

The sun is setting and he's going into the woods? Brave man, guess he hasn't played enough minecraft, or watched the Village

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

The sun could be rising.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If he loves the sunshine that much, he should get an outside job instead of a home office job. All the sunshine he can handle, and quite a bit more.

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2025
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