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https://www.tumblr.com/uptownthots/797676084161347584/you-people-would-fuck-a-fence-if-it-was-racist

trascriptiontumblr user dungeon-bitch posts an image of a SPIRIT HALLOWEEN costume: CONSERVATIVE GUY SCARED OF CITIES -- SAW THAT THING ON THE NEWS -- TOO MANY OF "THOSE" PEOPLE THERE -- CAN'T PARK FORD SUPER DUTY -- NOT SCARED, BRO. Depicted is a caucasian man wearing a Nine Line brand t-shirt with a black and white US flag on the sleeve.

tumblr user uptownthots posts a screen cap of another user's tag: #is it bad that I would in a 'fantasizing about dicking him down to fix him' way?

uptownthots responds to this: you people would fuck a fence if it was racist

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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Nothing turns me off faster than right-wing ideology soooo. No. No I would not.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately, this rarely works... the few guys I've been interested in despite usually only going for women that way, were all... pretty outspoken communists. Lol. But yeah, it works the same with women tbh. Fastest way for me to get over an older woman who's probably straight anyway is to find out she's conservative. Or worse.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you just know how to pick 'em

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, tbf, the only men I've ever thought were hot, were historical revolutionaries I can't possibly have anyway, and I'm generally more interested in a hug and the pillow talk than actually sleeping with any of them. Although a big bushy bunch of facial hair does up the chance I'll be interested in at least kissing, it's a fun sensory experience to get kisses, lips or elsewhere, from someone with a lot of facial hair.

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I hate to say it but I look like a shaggier version of this guy

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

It's not his face or body it's his shirt that is the problem here

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago
[-] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Okay I have a bit of experience being connected to like, tumblr-esque culture, and this like hate-fucking enemies to lovers thing is like I think brainrot from reading and writing those types of fiction, or fantasizing lol, but eh, it's not like anyone on Tumblr is serious

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

most likely this, yeah. literally all of my partners except my ex-wife have been full tumblr-brained, enemies to lovers noncon yaoi brainrot readers exclusively, which means I have had to read quite a bit myself over the years, and definitely not because i like it myself. killing stalking was a fun one at least, okay, i can admit that

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I get it. Like, what if my head game was so silly I could use it to destroy evil and then use that on the forces of evil so I got to enjoy all the benefits of evil and still be morally superior.

Like, the fantasy is theoretically pro social but it is one of the fantasies that doesnt bear scrutiny because it is just re-enforcing established hierarchy

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 0 points 3 months ago

Sexualizing chuds is so eww

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the idea of hatefucking or fix-fucking is so weird to me

Like, enemies-to-lovers is fake, you have to realize that they're only using you, not actually changing their minds right?

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Enemies to lovers is good when your reason for enmity is not existential

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Reminds me a little of the fixing capitalism from the inside schtick

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