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[-] msage@programming.dev 21 points 6 months ago

Problem: kidneys not working

Problem persists after not caring.

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

>kidneys fail

>die

>no more problems ever

[-] msage@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago

Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.

[-] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Only if you truly lived

[-] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Only for the living

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.

[-] msage@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago
[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Only if you care about some other stuff.

Which you don't have to.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it

[-] brem@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Sell kidneys to black market.

"Slightly used"

..invest kidney money in NFT

Purchase 4 new kidneys

P R O F I T

[-] msage@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

invest kidney money in NFT

lose all your money and kidneys

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

That¹ or cars, yes.

¹assuming Nazis are included in that

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

should practice ligma instead

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can't afford the life they see others have in social media.

That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don't care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.

[-] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Misphrased; not "don't care" -- Embrace the suck!

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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