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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Pass","words","Are","fun","\n

Fuck that csv All the way up.

[-] sunshine@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think Python csv would save that as "Pass\",\"words\",\"Are\",\"fun\",\"\\n" and then it would be read by Excel / LibreOffice / Python csv as expected.

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A perspective from someone who red teams for a living:

If I encounter a password like that, I'm probably going to pay special attention to your account among the millions. Commas dont stop most people from being weak to password permutations either.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you're manually checking the 12 million username password pairs in the leaked database you aren't really going to breach many accounts before people update their passwords, are you?

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

What if it's exported as a tsv?

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago

Then I'm f'd because it's really hard to enter tabs in most password text fields.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Use EICAR test strings as passwords so when the password is stored as plain text the antivirus software will delete the file.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dude makes a whole binary of a virus his password.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn't have to be a binary file, toss the string in a txt file and the AV still throws a fit.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

According to wikipedia it has to be at the beginning of the test file or it won't work.

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

What is an EICAR test string?

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

a computer file that was developed by the European Institute for Computer Antivirus Research (EICAR) and Computer Antivirus Research Organization to test the response of computer antivirus programs. Instead of using real malware, which could cause real damage, this test file allows people to test anti-virus software without having to use real malware.

[-] JGrffn@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

This sounds like a step towards computer vaccines, and I'm not about to let my computer get autism, thank you.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Joke's on you, all computers are autistic.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is cs101 smh

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

OP thinks security researchers don't understand how to properly serialize data for correct deserialization. OP also thinks they largely use CSV.

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

OP is uninformed and just found it funny and worth sharing. Good day

[-] Sinthesis@lemmy.today -1 points 3 weeks ago

Security researchers are releasing password dumps? 🤔

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cybercrime isn't "research"?

[-] early_riser@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It'll just get escaped by quotes.

EDIT: it might be a better idea to use non-ascii characters.

[-] joan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Add apostrophes to "commas" to mess with me

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't text with commas in it get put in double quotes in acsv file to avoid this exact thing?

Like if I had cells (1A: this contains no comma), (2B: this, contains a comma), and (3C: end of line), the csv file would store (this contains no comma,"this, contains a comma",end of line)

[-] patrick@lemmy.bestiver.se 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes and no. Like yes, that can be true. But a lot of tools don’t handle commas correctly no matter how you escape them.

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think they actually store any passwords, usually hashes are stored for better security. Of course not everyone does this so yeah thanks to Skeleton.

[-] brownsugga@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

fun fact, "commas" does not require an apostrophe

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but look at how many extra comments that generates. I'm starting to think that intentionally bad grammar is sometimes a good social media tactic to create engagement on top of what you're already doing, but I'm not excluding people being just plain illiterate.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Guys calm the fuck down. The point of this joke is not that you’ll be bulletproof a few in sort of a few commas and passwords every now and then. The point is that a lot of these guys use terrible scripts that do not parse data correctly and they dump all of this shit into large CSV files. One or two people put an errand, in there that it doesn’t expect and it fucks the whole thing sideways for the entire set everything after the asshole with the comma password gets fucked. People that know what they’re doing will be just fine with it, but scammers generally don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and they pass this data along over and over and over again it change his hands frequently. So there’s more chances for it to get fucked along the way.

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't add apostrophes to make words plural, that's not how it works.

Until next time

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

How* it works

Until next time

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

CSV has standard escape sequences. This is pointless

See RFC-4180:

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc4180

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That standard won't stop me because I can't read!

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