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[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Usually I just sit down. Let the water hit my head, and think. I process all of my thoughts in a soothing environment where I can sort them out and solve problems I've been struggling with.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It takes me 2 minutes to brush my teeth. Nearly 6 to floss.

I am not ashamed that it takes me 10 minutes to scrub, 5 minutes to shampoo, 5 minutes to condition, 5 minutes to face-shave, 10 minutes to rinse, and a few more minutes for using the artificial pumice stone.

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[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

My hair is longer than my shoulders. I like my scalp to get scrubbed, it's sooo much easier to do that when my hair is only a few inches long. If I just go ham on it I'll damage it and break it so it takes as much time to wash my head than it does the rest of my obese body

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Like others have said, if there's no need to rush, there's no need to rush. And I've got long curly hair that needs to be washed, conditioned, detangled.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

While I'm in there I see visions of stories that don't exist.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sit in the tub and browse Lemmy and flirt on discord

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

When you have so much body hair it provides +5 light armor you take more time to dry.

[-] lemming741@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I call it my "liquid blanket"

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Contemplating the nature of reality. The history of every molecule of water that's running over me. The future of them. The vast similarities and differences. Masturbating lazily without reaching conclusion because that mysterious and wonderful element is not a lubricant.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oily skin and hair that takes actual scrubbing to take care of and a genuine enjoyment of a bit of scalding on the skin.

[-] SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Waterfall meditation

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hint: I keep coconut oil in the shower

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[-] Beebabe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sitting on the edge of the tub nonverbal because.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's all the same pipes bro

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Waffle stompin'!

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[-] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

When I was healthy but had butt-length hair and shaved and washed my face with separate soap it took me 45 mins.

When I was almost fully disabled, had short hair, didn't shave, and didn't wash my face it took me an hour an a half.

I'm doing much better now, have short hair, don't shave, and rarely wash my face and it takes 20 mins, but I hate it bc I can't stand up in there long enough to just enjoy the warm, gotta hurry and scrub and get out.

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[-] Horsey@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Warming up while using my phone. My parents kept the house at 19°growing up, and I took an hour in the shower not even masturbating, just warming myself to the bone before I had to shiver for the rest of the day.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Genuine question that I feel no obligation to answer, deal with my 30 minute shower.

[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Once had a housemate who would take two hour-long showers every single day. I have no idea what he was going in there, but he was either shaving or wanking in there.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I recon I could flog one out, clean, and shave my legs in under 20 mins NGL

No excuses

[-] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

one time my buddy took a 2 hour shower and didnt even jerk off

another time same buddy woke up for school, took a shower, then just napped in the shower for an hour. he was late 😂

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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