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[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

Going nude in your backyard in November in Oregon sounds like a standard thing. We got naked bike rides so, yeah, this checks.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Idk, sounds cold. I'd rather do ot in the summer

[-] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago
[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Duct tape some citronella candles to your butt. Problem solved!

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Can you imagine being a mosquito and encountering a 900,000 you tall naked monster that you used to feed on but now emits a cloud of blinding death from its butt?

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[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago

I imagine Alaska being red is more about dying from the cold than the law.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Alaska ain't much about rules. :)

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

Well apparently they are since you can't be naked in your backyard!

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[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

The Finns would like a word with you.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

Can you watch ultra-violent movies with profanity and scantily clad men and women?

  • all green.

People are weird.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

Movie ratings are kinda bullshit anyway.

Airport, one of the movies Airplane! spoofs, features an almost explicit scene of a suicide bombing aboard an airliner in flight. A pregnant woman is injured in the explosion, and a plane load of people spend the entire third act in immediate mortal danger. This movie is rated G.

Ice Age, the Disney (somehow not Pixar) movie whose plot boils down to "Three Men And A Baby, Except Animals" is rated PG for "Mild Peril."

Raiders of the Lost Ark features explicit scenes of people being shot including blood flowing from a bullet hole, and the climax of the film features a shot of three characters' faces melting. This movie is also PG.

Caddyshack is a comedy movie about wacky characters around a golf course. A couple women get topless, so this movie is rated R.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 2 months ago

Raiders of the Lost Ark being PG is a bad (or good depending on your perspective) example, because the sequel (Temple of Doom) was one of the main reasons the PG-13 rating was created.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_film_rating_system#History

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

My point is, the comedy movie that features nudity and consentual sex acts is considered less acceptable for young people than the movie with graphic violence, murder and body horror.

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[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 41 points 2 months ago

That is a terrible map.

It seems to be quite wrong.

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 months ago
[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 64 points 2 months ago

I know of at least two states marked as a no where its perfectly legal as long as there is a reasonable expectation that its private (appropriate fencing or shrubbery for example).

Not personal experience, but because a lawyer friend was explaining reasonable expectations of privacy for a completely unrelated context (filming and photography in public).

Sorry, nothing fun.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago
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[-] snooggums@piefed.world 26 points 2 months ago

In Kansas you can be butt ass naked on the sidewalk as long as you aren't making it sexual.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Same in Oregon.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Same in Vermont, so long as it’s not “lewd and lascivious behavior.”

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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 23 points 2 months ago

🤔 can I be nude in my house even when not all windows have curtains?

[-] Horsey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I strongly believe that if you’re looking into my window and see consensual sex acts, it’s your fault not mine.

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Well, if someone would have to put effort to see you naked, it's their fault for being stupid. And if they have suspiciously many "accidents", they should be viable for a SH lawsuit.

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[-] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

What about this same scenario, but most of the non-curtained windows have plants partially obstructing them, and those that don’t would require trespassing to look into?

Who am I kidding, I don’t care. I’m gunna do it anyway.

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

The land of the free-ish*

* Several restrictions may apply, consult your personal lawyer for legal details. You may be subject to a incarceration without trial for an extended period of time during your legal process, or be subject to a modern flavor of slavery once convicted. A medical injury and receiving a higher education may generate debt for several decades that requires years of work at a minimum wage that barely covers your rent and groceries and may require you to get a second job to survive. You may suffer delusions of grandiose or uniqueness, or a feeling of unjustified pride for wearing star-spangled underwear every 4th of July. Keep out of the reach of children who may be subject to religious and far right indoctrination, perpetuating the cycle of freedumb-ish.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 2 months ago

They should all be green. Whether it’s a good idea is a different question.

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[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

Freedom visualized

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I'm in Arkansas and I have a 6-foot-fenced yard, highest my neighborhood will allow. I straight up called the police department and asked them - if someone complains I am nude, in a non-sexual way, what would happen? They laughed and said they wouldn't even bother issuing a warning. So YMMV :)

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[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

Why does the live free or die state always have less liberal laws than its Vermont neighbour?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

They chose death 🤷‍♂️

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[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

But Texas is advertised as "you can do all you want" or "it is the land of freedom bro"...

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[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Do have a source for this information?

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 months ago
[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 27 points 2 months ago

The best version of peer-reviewed.

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

dang, I wish I had a backyard

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I be breaking laws then.the sun on my dick in summer time in Oklahoma feels wonderful

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[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

Only the square states

[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

I want to hear a strong eastern Massachusetts accent say,

“It is the duty as a citizen of these Commonwealth and State of Massachusetts to hereby decree the fundamental illegality of being in the nude per the confines of an individuals backyard. Whether visible or not to neighbors and or the greater public, it is the sworn duty to uphold any type of nudity outside the home or establishment that is permitted to allow a visible display of said nudeness to persons of an age that is either 18 or 21. Furthermore any attempts to show any nakedly graphic pictures of the human anatomical form sans articles of clothing to be a direct affront to the values deemed appropriate by the officials Oveh theh in Baustin.

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