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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 26 points 4 weeks ago

Joseph of Man of Steel

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

TIL that Rosa Luxemburg was not born in or near Luxemburg.

Always sounded sensible to me before, also because of the proximity of Luxemburg to Trier, the birthplace of Marx...

[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

Everyone knows that all communists spring forth from the soils of the Rhineland

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

Everyone knows that all communists spring forth from the soils of the Rhineland

a brutal way to find out you're not a communist like you thought but just a liberal like the rest of the site negative

[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

de-volition VOLITION [Easy: Failure]

Don't worry... We will find the real communist someday

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Joke's on you, as I've been born in the Rhineland.
My favorite pub was just 100m down the road from Marx's birthplace :-)

[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

de-encyclopedia ENCYCLOPEDIA [Legendary: Failure]

We've done it! We've found the only real communist!

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 weeks ago

Perhaps you misunderstood. I am not Marx ;-)
Although I know a few Marxes, as it is a really common name in the region...

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

oh yea rub it in why dont you???* catgirl-hiss

*im kidding doggirl-kiss

[-] Oreb@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

NRW comrades rise up!

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

The French Senate is located inside the Luxembourg Palace in the 6th arrondissement of Paris.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, where the name is based on the former owner of the area FranΓ§ois de Luxembourg, member of the Maison de Luxembourg, which originated from (and ruled over) Luxembourg during the middle ages.
Typically there is some direct connection.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

I wouldn't be so sure if there really is no direct connection between Rosa Luxemburg's surname and the country of Luxembourg. Rosa Luxemburg's family "probably" moved to Poland from Germany a century or so before she was born, according to Rosa Luxemburg scholar Dr. Rory Castle Jones; and every surname origin site I can find says that Luxemburg is a Yiddish toponymic surname for someone from A Place Called Some Variant of Luxembourg, seemingly most commonly That Luxembourg You're Thinking Of.

Now granted, surname origin sites aren't the best source out there, so I'm of course not going to assert that Rosa Luxemburg's ancestors must've come from That Luxembourg… But insofar as Rosa Luxemburg's family tree before the 19th century is described in "probablys" more than in given names, then the possibility is there, right? With centuries of poorly-attested Ashkenazi migrations eastward, including expulsions of That Luxembourg's historically large Jewish community, it isn't hard for me to imagine.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, I would also tend to go with the Occam's Razor approach here...

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

TIL Lars of Trier also isn't from Trier

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

But he is a nazi with strange ideas about consent whi pals around with pedophiles!

[-] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Bear of Hex sicko-hexbear

what type of idiot hate rosa?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I suspect a bit because of the One Piece profile pic but who knows

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You expect their politics are good because they have an anime/manga profile pic?

[-] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

Mao of Ze Dong

(I know Mao is the surname and Zedong the given name but shut up)

[-] NecroticEuphoria@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ze dong of Mao

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

Lenin of Lena

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Rosa has a claim to the Kingdom of Bohemia as the last heir of Charles IV

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

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[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

Oh fuck I forgot to link.... oooaaaaaaauhhh

I guess I'll have to go the rest of my life knowing I'm a lib deeper-sadness

[-] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Me playing EUV

Fun fact, she went there to avoid paying taxes

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