🪖🙂‍↕️Yeah, I got PTSD😱🧠😵… PERMISSION TO SUCK DICK🍆🍆, SIR❓️?🥺🧎‍♂️‼️😂😂😂 ☝️🤓Over a century💯🗓 ago in the THIRST😩💦 World War🌐🪖, eurosluts🇪🇺🌍 in euniform🤪 spent 4️⃣➕️ filthy years ⬇️⬇ (hexbear.net)

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burrowing in their TRENCHES 🕳😉 and 🅱️USTING😫🌋💦 their LOADS💣💥💥 at eachother 🥵‼️

8️⃣ million divas👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ were SLAIN💅🙅‍♀️💀🪦 in battle🤼‍♂️, wiping🫴🧻😂 out a wHOLE🕳💨 generation😱😱😱…

💥Finally, at the 1️⃣1️⃣th hour on the ☝️☝️th day of the ☝️☝️th month🗓, 1️⃣9️⃣1️⃣8️⃣, the boys 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 agreed👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to quit FIGHTING 🤜💥🤛 and start FUCKING !! 🤜💦🍑🥵

🕊🕊🕊🕊 Their story implores🙏 future generations👶👶 of sluts 🫵🤣 👀 looking for ACTION💢💥😈😈 to be 💋WHOREMONGERS😘, not 🙅‍♂️WARMONGERS 🚫💣❌️🔫🚫🚀❌️ SEND THIS 👇 TO 69 ♋️ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😏🫦 SOLDIERS 🫡‼️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 📩, YOU ARE A VAGINA ✂️VETERAN 👩‍🦽‼️ IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 📨, YOUR DICK 🍆 TOO ✌️BOMB 💣💥‼️‼️IF YOU GET 6️⃣9️⃣ BACK 💌 THE AIR WHORES💥✈️💥 WILL STRIKE 🪧 THEIR DICK 🍆 DRONES 🛩️ ONTO YOUR GI-SPOT 🪖😩 IN THE NAME 🙏 OF THIS removed-TRY 😽💁‍♀️ ‼️‼️IF YOU GET 0 BACK📥😭, YOU’VE GOT PTSD 😰 PUSSY 🐈 TASTE 👅STANK 🤢DISEASE 😷

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[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Found Tom of Finland's ghost's account.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

yeah

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Pls make this all one post so I can copy/paste and text it to friends

[-] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

🪖🙂‍↕️Yeah, I got PTSD😱🧠😵… PERMISSION TO SUCK DICK🍆🍆, SIR?❓🥺🧎‍♂️‼️😂😂😂 ☝️🤓 Over a century💯🗓 ago in the THIRST😩💦 WORLD WAR 🌐🪖, eurosluts🇪🇺🌍 in euniform🤪 spent 4️⃣➕️ filthy years ⬇️⬇️ burrowing in their TRENCHES 🕳😉 and 🅱️USTING😫🌋💦 their LOADS💣💥💥 at eachother 🥵‼️

8️⃣ million divas👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ were SLAIN💅🙅‍♀️💀🪦 in battle🤼‍♂️, wiping🫴🧻😂 out a wHOLE🕳💨 generation😱😱😱…