Nope, people will still do crime as mandated by conditions, delusions of glitchy AI god cops won't do shit.

Sure if god is one of the competing factions of capitalism, may as well be if you ask the average lib.

Has to levitate back on. Explains why popes are at least fair at getting a room's vibes.

First as farce, then as an even bigger farce, how many layers of farce are in this thing?

There were all sorts of poppy seed false positives stories in the 90s, think it even made its way into Seinfield. Most common story I'd hear was the pig being put on leave due to a poppyseed muffin.

I'm not the best judge at the sexiness of couches

Still woke, dude is wearing a helmet, being alive without space-induced braindamage is the very baseline definition of woke.

That couch? A 10/10

Inside of every westerner even

Something's going on in that desert, so shocking it made a man out of a cactus, expression and all.

TFW when you're a fierce dragon and you've been defeated by near naked adventurer using a fish sword.

I find self checkouts tend to break down a lot since the big bourgeois scum refuses to keep it cool enough in their buildings for people, much less electronics, to half function. Then repairing the machines or purchasing them to begin with is more invested capital than just having one wage slave cashier-stocker run the entire store, that is until arrow go down since customers can't be waiting 2hrs in line every time they need something.