Cover myself while I breastfeed? OK (i.imgur.com)

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[-] sorta_severine@lemmy.4d2.org 7 points 1 year ago

Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they're nursing because it's about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they're old enough to grab the cover, they'll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn't lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not to mention it's another piece of fabric for the baby to get milk, spit and potentially vomit on...

[-] zombuey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

[-] chuso@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

The Spanish translation doesn't make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is an old picture, so I'm assuming it was made when translations weren't fantastic yet.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Google translate says "If you need mom to feed you please cover thank you"

[-] stonesimulator@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Google did some creative rewriting and killed half the joke. It actually says something like: "If you need mom[,] feed yourself you must. Covering! Thank you!"

The original spanglish also has a spelling and grammar mistake: cubieta -> 'cubierta' (fem. part. form of "cubrirse") which doesn't fit at all here.

[-] DaveFuckinMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Shared by Spanish people regularly on jajaja.com

[-] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If you're going to use Google Translate, take the text it gives you and feed it back in to see if it translates back into English correctly.

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That baby's face is hilarious. She's like "Yo, where did mum go?".

[-] art101@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Mama!!! Peekaboo is between two and two thirty right after this little piggy, please don't mess with my schedule!

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Object permanence takes time for babies to learn haha

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I still haven't. ADHD

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We have that same blanket.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Do you use it the same way as in the pic? :D

[+] drmoose@lemmy.world -16 points 1 year ago

That's one lucky baby

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So I got a few reports based on this.

In the interest of transparency - I'm leaving this up for now because it's not illegal:

Sexualising the baby would be considered rule-breaking and the comment removed, but that isn't the case here
Sexualising the act of breastfeeding (which some people think this comment does - but it's not unanimous) is perhaps in poor taste, but not illegal in itself.
Expressing a preference for, uh, certain physical traits is fine, although that may again be viewed as creepy by some people.

As mod, I'll remove posts that are illegal, discriminatory or harassing, and this post doesn't meet those criteria. Regardless, the downvotes here should be a signal that some people find this distasteful.

Feel free to upvote/downvote this post if you agree or disagree. The decision above was made based on my own evaluation, but I'll use the vote spread on this comment as an indicator of whether the community prefers a stricter policy.

[-] Oniume@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bro, creepy, what the fuck

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

Oh please don't get bent out over a tittie joke lol

[-] Oniume@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Sexualising breastfeeding a baby is weird man

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