I should have known I wouldn't be the first to think of this
That's not an SUV, it's a pickup truck.
We walk around with a little rectangle in our pocket that gives us access to the sum total of human knowledge, but we mostly use it for looking at funny captioned pictures, the same pictures over and over just with different captions.
It's called a phone but no one ever uses it as one.
What did the fist person think it was saying?
Water is "almost identical" to hydrogen peroxide.
There is a way to get genuine help from a Linux forum.
Say "Fuck this, I'm going back to Windows".
Not only are conservatives to blame for the unforgiven student debt, they're to blame for the cost being so high in the first place.
I've been using Firefox for years.
"With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg
"Fuck you" four times
Reddit is trying to go to war with the kind of people responsible for Boaty McBoatface and they think they're going to win.
People always said that Betamax was better quality than VHS. What never gets mentioned is that regular consumer TVs at the time weren't capable of displaying the difference in quality. To the average person they were the same.