removes narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere

You are abolishing the CIA?

is literally starting a war with an innocent country to distract everyone from the president's close affiliation with a known child sex trafficker

What rubes still think any of this has anything to do with narcos?

Obvious and pathetic attempt to distract the public from the announcement of the Steam machine

Fuck these people, so so much

Any mention of homeland as something to defend or treasure should be grounds for immediate execution.

Hemispheric Hegemony plan confirmed

You know, I thought it was a bunch of rich bros razzing each other, but the more Trump tries to distract us with this shit, the more I'm going to think he actually gave Bill a blowjob.