OPERATION DISTRACT FROM EPSTEIN FILES IS A "GO" REPEAT A GO!
ALSO I POSTED A TIK TOK WITH THE JETS LIVE AS THEY WERE TAKING OFF, LIKE IT PLEASE!
note: I think it is actually called Operation Shut-up SHHHHhhhhhhhhhh or something? I don't know the names are so lazy you forget them the minute you hear them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
"Okay, thank you for waiting. The President has asked me to come out and make a brief statement about the wire that just went out a few minutes ago. To make things short, I will just confirm that yes, we do have a moon base, and yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems."
RIP local sexpot
I only found out that he died this week, when someone posted a link to one of his later videos (the "computer becomes self-aware after taking drugs" thing). I was very disappointed.
I was helping my grandmother in her deathbed when my friend texted me that he had died. WKUK was a big part of our friendship growing up so it was rough but I couldn't really deal with it because I was dealing with my grandmother's impending death at the same time.
apology for poor english
when were you when travor more dies?
i was sat at home eating hot dog when timmy ring
‘travor is kill’
‘no’
You get it
Sorry man, that sounds like a tough combo to handle
Thanks, parasocial relationships are weird.
OPSEC is clean
We have two journalists in the chat this time, for redundancy.
Cancels out the threat. Math.
I'm going to miss the "Now that's what I call a distraction from not releasing the Eptstein files" meme.
Now that's what I call a distraction from what's in the Epstein files.
We'll get that for a bit*, but there can't be enough Bubba to go around. I suspect we'll find out eventually that it's something worse than Clinton
So, where is the picture of Trump blowing Bubba? Is that the one Putin is holding on to?
We don't have enough to go on for sure. The conjecture is absolutely delicious.
From the overall tone, the picture sounds like it's a tangible, real physical thing. Whether it's Clinton or a kid nicknamed Bubba, there's no way to tell.
The Putin thing might have been a joke. Don't get me wrong, I think Putin definitely has something on him and maybe this is it. But it could just be them vague booking about knowing he's got blackmail against him and joking that's the blackmail. Then again, maybe it really is the blackmail. Right after he took office, Russia sent a couple of assets into dangerous position up north somewhere, kind of like he was saying, hey you owe me something, bitch. After which, and for the longest time, trump became very, very friendly with him.
This is just one layer. There's way more than they haven't sent yet.
Yeah, I was just watching the legaleagle and he mentioned this isn't even the stuff they really didn't want released.
Hegseth was the guy in the Thalmor embassy you get drunk to create a diversion.
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