Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Station (www.cnbc.com)

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[-] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is a very sad day for the "100% of space crime is committed by lesbians" statistic.

[-] thelivefive@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Onion wishes they could come up with a story this nuts.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

A former Air Force intelligence officer

Where's the intelligence?

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Former. It was there but not anymore.

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